Me Slags!

 

Just thought I better update all my pictures  Got pictures from:

 

• Start @ The Bull for Meal and Drinks around 2PM
• Back to Ted's Flat (In Suits for Male company and Shirts and Ties for Female Company) @ 5.30PM for more drinks and shots
• SU Bar @ 7PM
• Taxi into Town @ 9PM
• Reflex and then off to Clubnite... Now lets just say none of this works =P

Well lets just say like that fucking happened  So lets start. True to there word at 2PM, off down to the bull.. now I cant give you any stories about what happened down there but im sure J, Alex, Ted or Chris will give you a low down if any in the comments. Unfortunately I was stuck at a garage while my car got repaired :( When my car was eventually repaired I thought it would be a good idea to join them for a birthday pint but only to find that they where just leaving :( So taxi service 'r us came to the rescue. Lets just say after there double vodkas, after shocks, pints, wine and sambucas ment they where pretty much already pished.

 

So back to the flats and time to get ready. Now the rule for Teds birthday (as mentioned above) was all blokes where suits and the girls wear shirt and tie.. Ive gotta say when everyone turned up, it looked superb! 5.30 comes and straight to teds flat with booze in hand. There's not much to tell here apart from the white choc corkies, tequila shots which only a few people managed to swallow  a bottle of cava sprayed all round the room, oh and Alex getting his arse totally whooped at Fifa 2006 on the Xbox.. Everton who?

 

So next step, down to the SU! Now if you didn't know about Ted's "Surprise" before the night this is where the true planning for it came truly down.  Since returning to University on Saturday and having a chat with ted, he jokingly said "Your not gonna get me a stripper are you?"  Knowing full well we wouldn't pay for one and we had half the gear i.e.. shirt, wig, tie, tights; that a "normal stripper" wouldn't do the job! Anyway with the help of Sarah & Co, the advancements of drag makeup, handbags, a very short skirt, and bra meant the plan was set! As soon as I got into the SU bar I dropped the line to chris "Ive left my Camera" which meant I was going to return to my flat as Chris and return 30 mins later as Christina Olivea.

 

So back to my flat, grabbed a plastic bag which had half the gear in and ran quickly over to Sarah to get changed and the rest of the stuff. The funny thing is, on the way over to the flat I passed Ted and Alex which none of them caught on  Ill say a big thanks to Sarah and friends for the gear and the help. Made the night perfecto! I will say mind, I see why you take your make up off before you go to sleep!

 

The pictures of how sexy I look and the reaction are all in the photo albums :) I returned to the SU bar with laughter all round and Ted releasing what his birthday surprise was... Now being a 21st Birthday and all, it wouldn't be a good night unless spiked drinks where made for the birthday boy :D With mixtures like red and blue aftershock in one glass, Irish carbomb, snakebite, some mixture of: vodka, JD, martini, aftershock in a glass basically brought Teds night to the end. As you'll notice through the pictures... There is no ted after the Student Union Bar! While hes doing these drinks, the bin is closer and closer to him.. As soon as 9.00PM arrived, it was taxi time.. Now I was one of the lucky people and got a free lift into town via Dave's Bubble Machine  while others shared the joy of a 6 man taxi.

 

As left first we thought it would be a good idea to a have quick pint in LePub.. This soon changed the situation when we found out (via a phone call) that Ted had spewed in the taxi about 2 minutes away from the University! Again, not being there I cant really comment but as far as I know Tamara *spelling?! had to clean up the large amount of spew or pay £60 beans! While this happened, Dave and Chris went on the rescue to help Ted back to the flats because of paralytic state.. Big thanks to Kathleen to staying with Ted while we continued celebrating his birthday.  

 

45 minutes later, we all reunited in town (bar ted) who's head is firmly in the toilet bowl.  So its time to hit reflex where I can show off my sexy pole dancing skills! But only to be stopped by the bouncer because I was wearing trainers! Yes the fact im fully dressed up in woman's clothes, a sign round my neck saying im Ted's 21st birthday stripper and no one has size 12 high heals kinda said why I was wearing trainers.. But as you know.. If the bouncer says No, it means no..  So to clubnite it is :) This time just in case I got rejected again, Dave lent me his sexy black football socks to disguise my trainers. Heh it worked alright  The rest is quite simple.. Us abusing the "£1 per bottle of Smirnoff ice scheme but only 2 at a time" As you can see from the pictures.. mmm 9 bottles are mine there =P

 

Right rest of the night is simple, Blokes grabbing my arse and boobs every 20 minutes, oh everyone but me and J left in town by 2PM and getting even more pished, both of us nearly getting in a fight with some chavs in clubnite (pricks come to mind), having an argument with the clubnite employees because they wouldn't give me the free bottles of camel piss like we where promised, not being able to walk in a straight line, getting funny looks going into the blokes toilets oh and my classic drunken slur to the RnB and Dance dj in both rooms :)

 

After leaving clubnite, falling over allot as you'll see the muddy skirt (it'll be washed before I return it.. dont worry =P) oh and leaving our flat front door wide open all night.. Yea not one of us know how this happened.. Good night, nasty hang over.

 

Im am sure comments will add to the story.. Enjoy and cheers for the good night! Weee get to see my Kelly on Monday! :D

After a brutal questioning session and presentation which tbh was made up of complete bullshit.. a healthy pass was done

 

As being the only group which wore suits it looked like we set the pace for the day. Pictures are added to picture album.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fun!,

 

First Day back at University and a good start... I accidently set the fire alarm off  I burnt my toast (hehe weve all done it) and when the security gaurd turned up  to reset the alarm he called me an arrsonist and said i ment to burn toast and purpose! When I turned round and said "whatever, it was out order for the comments", he took my id down, said i was being a problematic student and would be reporting me?!..

 

He refused to give me his ID so I couldnt report him so ill be down to the head security to post a complaint.. Yet again its not the first time people have had problems with security being rude.. Its basically made up of ex army men who have no power to do anything to us.

 

What a muppet.. Grrr im going back to do some more toast..